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======>Poz' T& Coom's!<=======

=====> 5 ici= 7chez toi! <======

====>10 ici= 15 chez toi<=====


15 com's chez moi, un lien+ 7 com's
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juillet 2008 -- 398 visite IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
juin 2008 -- 53 visite IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII



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1.
- Madame vous êtes moche.
- Monsieur vous êtes ivre !
- Ouais mais moi, demain, ça sera passé.

2.
Une fonctionnaire dit à son copain :
- Tu sais, je me suis levé ce matin avec une envie folle de travailler. Je me suis assis et ça s'est passé.

3.
Un jeune, qui mâchonne vigoureusement un chewing-gum, s'installe dans un autobus en face d'une très vieille dame. Au bout de 15 minutes, celle-ci se penche finalement vers lui et crie :
- Ce n'est pas la peine de vous fatiguer, jeune homme, je suis sourde comme un pot !

4.
Conseil pour faire de la chute libre :
Quand tu vois des vaches comme des fourmis il y a pas de danger !
Quand tu vois des vaches comme des vaches il faut commencer à ouvrir ton parachute !
Quand tu vois des fourmis comme des vaches... c'est trop tard !

5.
À quoi reconnaît-on une vielle voitures ?
Il y a un autocollant «OM Champion de France» sur la vitre arrière

cool non?

Bonne déco comme même mais bon faut pas exagérer!!

LACHEZ VOS COM'S


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